BRUTAL INCIDENT: PASTOR WADEN ASSAULTS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was witnessed assaulting a McDonald's employee during peak hours yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden lost his temper about the service. The McDonald's employee, who remains unnamed, attempted to de-escalate the situation, but Waden launched into a tirade. W